A Letter From A Viewer

Dear Jon and Kate:

There are a few things that I think we need to discuss.

First, Kate, what is going on with your hair? Is it short and spikey, is it long? I don’t get it. If you are trying to rock a mullet, you have it on backwards. Also, you are starting to look hungry, which may be a contributor to your perpetual bad mood. Have a snack, honey, and as you say to your brood “Be Kind”.

Jon, speaking of hair, your new hair looks great. But, we know you got it, you don’t have to spike it up. Just let it flow, joe!

I know your new big house and the fact that Jon has more time to play Mario Cart now that the Nannies are lined up is very nice, but think back to the days when you had to set a tent up in the garage and made forts out of couch cushions in your basement… you were so happy then! Frozen meals because you were busy with “kid things” all day was ok, because during those times at least you were lovin on them.

I hate to play the part of Captain Obvious here, but maybe ditching the camera crews, body guards and book signing tours would allow you some time to get back to the heart of the matter and save your family.

Yours:
A concerned Charlie-girl that just found part of her “Lover”…