My lunchtime park hideaway was invaded again today by two little boys and their Nanny. The nanny was about 16 years old and I am only giving her that much credit, because she was driving the two little snotrockets.
As I was sitting there enjoying my book, I heard the bigger boy yell out to the smaller boy, "I'M GONNA FIGHT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU!" To which the smaller boy replied, "I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR BUTT OPEN!!"
Their Nanny, having clearly heard the whole exchange, continued to file her nails.
I laughed, because when little kids cuss it is always funny... and then I thanked the Lord that neither one of those punks were my child!
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