Before going on a trail run at dusk, do not apply copious amounts of Strawberry Fizz flavored Victoria Secret lip gloss.
I am far to busy thinking about how jealous I am of people that say they like running and actually mean it and much to occupied with focusing on not tripping to worry about swatting gnats away...
I will spare you the details of the result of said activity when I arrived back at my apartment. But, I can assure you, it is moments like that, that I am thankful there wasn't anyone waiting to give me a big welcome home kiss... because they may have barfed on my shoe.
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