Have you ever practiced being sexy in the mirror?! If you answered "No", you are lying to me and let me tell you, you don't have to lie to kick it. I won't tell anyone!
I will freely admit that almost as often as I sing into my straight iron pretending it is a microphone, I practice my sexy in the mirror. About ninety-eight percent of the time there are two reactions that result from said practicing... I either laugh at myself and think about how absolutely ra-tarded I look or I want to throw up. There is that two percent though... and that is all I need to try it out in the real world!
No comments:
Post a Comment