Once upon a time a girl went on a date with a boy. The boy cooked her dinner and they talked and talked. They were having such a good time that they decided to go on a walk and continue this great conversation.
On the walk they saw deer and there were little frogs on the path… it was so sweet and fun! When they passed a wild flower field the boy went out into it, even though the field was about waist high, and picked the girl a bouquet of wild flowers. He was even funny about it and asked if she wanted him to include some marijuana he found in the field, in the bouquet… with made the entire situation less gay and thus something the girl could handle.
The girl, however, was me… so while on the walk… wearing a white shirt… of course a sprinkler system would just have to go off, thus leaving me to take off running while screaming profanities.
It is probably best that the boy knows things like this just happen to me all the time. No sense in giving him a false sense of normalcy, I suppose.
1 comment:
Hahahaha. Your stories are the best!
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