Just when I think I am a total hot mamma… getting out of my sassy new red car. Black dress, awesome red heels.
The Lord, he has such a sense of humor, that guy… reminds me that I am just Charlie. A total dork that goes to bed sometimes when it is still light out. Falls up the stairs at least once a week. Goes to movies by myself more times a month than what is probably healthy. Sings at the top of my lungs, into my straightner, like I am giving a very serious concert in my bathroom…
Today’s reminder was via bird poop. All over my leg when I was getting out of said sassy new red car. Black dress, awesome red heels.
You know what else is awesome… trying to run in them to the nearest bathroom, so I can remove the excrement from my shin.
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