I am pretty sure there is a good chance that I broke my foot last night at Kickboxing… Ok, I may be being a bit dramatic, because really I probably wouldn’t be able to walk, but it sure felt like I broke it when it happened and it actually doesn’t feel a whole lot better.
I was just working out like normal, when out of my peripheral I saw my work out buddy Scott doing some fancy kick thing, so of course I thought I would be jazzy and try it… well. It didn’t work. Instead, I kicked the base of the bag (hard/heavy/thick plastic) with full force. Then I jumped around for a while cussing. Then I stared at my awesome new knotted up bruised foot and thought about how cool and tough I am. Then I cussed a bit more. Then I continued my work out (I hopped on one foot a lot and avoided the kicks).
As we were leaving class a couple of people said I should probably head to the ER to get it x-ray’d… but, that wasn’t option. You wanna know why? First, I haven’t had a pedicure in about two months. Second, my legs hadn’t been shaved that day. Ok, or the day before… shut up. I am single. It’s cold outside, I have been wearing pants. Oh, seriously, I am not going to justify myself to you! There was no way I was going to see a doctor in my condition.
So, I decided to go home, ice/elevate, paint my toe nails and shave my legs and then address my orthopedic issue if I was still in pain.
Today, I am a bit better, however the nice numb feeling I had last night has disappeared and I am certainly more aware of the problem. This could also be because I am wearing pointy toe’d high heels. My bruise is seriously awesome and I am sure if it was sandal season, people would be really impressed with how tough I am; as the weather is currently not lending itself to me flaunting my wound, I am just having to tell people about it, which definitely mitigates my toughness…
I probably won’t go to the doctor today… but if I did, I am happy to report, I have beautifully manicured toes and deliciously smooth legs.
5 comments:
Hahahahah. Well, I'm glad that you were able to keep your priorities straight. Seriously, though, hand and foot injuries are the worst. You pretty much can't do anything w/o causing pain. Now that you have taken care of the shaving and nail situation, you should probably get it checked out.
When we went to brazil I noticed that the women don't shave their legs down there, soooo....I have literally shaved one time since we hot back. Gross I know. I keep trying to convince myself that it's exotic, but it's not.
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Reagan, I love it! Yep, kind of gross, but such a statement at the same time!
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