Fresh Til The Death

If you are a big gigantic Jersey Shore fan, like my dad and I, than you know what G T L is.

Gym

Tan

Laundry

G T L is the process of stayin fresh. Ya dig?

Well, in addition to G T L, myself... I have an additional routine that happens every single time I go to the bathroom when I am "out".

My friends probably think that I have a pooping problem or something, because it takes me so much extra time to go to the bathroom...

But, I don't. Nope... I am just preservin my sexy and keepin it fresh.

L P G

Lipgloss. Perfume. Gum.

I will admit I do this. Every time. No matter what.

Fresh.