Today was apparently Bring Your Baby To Work Day, but I missed the memo on that one. Not that it would have mattered much, though, since I am pretty sure that by "baby" they didn't mean my super hot red peep toe heels.
What? I am working very hard to do just me right now! Don't judge!
I will tell you though, that if I did have a baby, I wouldn't do this:
Co-worker: "Awe, what a sweet little baby!!!"
Owner (in baby talk): "He says Thank You!"
Um... no he doesn't say Thank You. He is a baby and he can't talk and I am pretty sure that if he could talk, he would say he has crap in his pants.
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