Some Tread, Some Stomp

I recently met a girl that runs an eco-friendly business. She wispily announced that she "treads lightly on the earth's surface".

I am not "green"... in fact, I would consider myself more "red"... Red as in, "Danger! Danger! She is blowing her own personal hole in the Ozone!"

I realized just how hard I was stomping when I shut the shower off the other day and still heard water running; I looked over to see that I hadn't shut off the sink after brushing my teeth.

For the sake of my water bill, any potential children I may have in the very, very, very distant future and my new lightly treading friend... I will sincerely commit to making more of an effort.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go plant a tree.