Monday, September 21, 2009

Dear Walmart

We need to talk. First of all, I want you to know that I am not trying to start a fight. I love you and you should know that I am only asking this question out of a sincere desire to get to know you better.

How does it happen that every time I visit you, I spend anywhere from $70 to $100 dollars? Even when I am just running in and “picking something up”?

You lure me with all of your cost saving goodness, but I never fail to walk out of your proverbial loving arms without looking at my receipt pondering what just happened; feeling cheap and used…

I am not asking for anything special, just the necessities… I don’t want to break up, but I definitely need some answers.

Sincerely,

Charlie-Girl

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