Friday, August 5, 2011

Caution: May Cause Bodily Harm

This morning I got a little over zealous with my lotion/spray/body dew oil routine and it is about to cause an accident.






I first noticed my issue when I sat my elbow down on the middle console in my car, only to notice a big ol' grease circle from by elbow.






Next, I nearly bit it walking into work, because my toes are so oily they won't stay in my sandals.






The final clue was when I sat my elbow on my desk (sometimes it takes me a minute to really get things, and apparently the grease circle in the car had already escaped me...) and it slid on down, causing me to fall forward.






I am like a regular old coconut smellin' slip and slide right now... not a dry patch it sight.


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