So this morning I got up and got ready, sat down to read for a minute (my cable is out) and have a bowl of cereal, grabbed some shoes out of my closet and ran out the door.
My shoes happen to be on the top shelf of my closet, so I can’t always see what I am grabbing for… but generally I notice if it is the wrong shoe and I try again.
Not today though…. I got all the way to work, about 25 minutes away, and realized that my right shoe didn’t quite feel like my left. Really. Not when I was walking around my apartment, not when I walked out to my car.... Not until I got to work, did I realize:
My shoes happen to be on the top shelf of my closet, so I can’t always see what I am grabbing for… but generally I notice if it is the wrong shoe and I try again.
Not today though…. I got all the way to work, about 25 minutes away, and realized that my right shoe didn’t quite feel like my left. Really. Not when I was walking around my apartment, not when I walked out to my car.... Not until I got to work, did I realize:
I am a damn retard.
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