Friday, September 28, 2012

Open Casting Call


I went to lunch with a good girlfriend yesterday and she was looking so slim and trim, but just had a baby.  I was all, “Seriously… how did you just have a baby and you are a total skinny minny?!”.
 
She told me her secret and I feel like I’ve been duped!
 
You mean to tell me, I haul my cookies up at 5 every morning to run my butt off, contemplate everything that passes my lips and I could have been breastfeeding all this time?!
 
If you'll excuse me... I need to find some folks to breastfeed…

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