This is the bush outside of the entrance to my apartment building. Just a regular old bush... right? Take a better look...
Do you see all those white specks? That is chewed up gum. Each on individually spat there by....... me.
What kind of lady spits her gum out in a bush?
The kind of woman that doesn't think about how quickly those sticky chunks will start to add up!
It is so gross, I know. I am ashamed of myself. Not ashamed enough, however, to monkey pick through the bush to clean up the damage that I have cause.
What will my neighbors think when they know it is me?!
No, I won't... I will just wait until everything freezes over and dies and hope that my little gum balls will magically disappear before spring.
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