Friday, April 4, 2008

Excuse Me Please

Dear Truck Driver:

I get it. You are pissed. I know the gas prices are high; I am not behind you on my bicycle, after all… What are you proving by driving slow and holding up traffic on the highway, though? I know Des Moines is a special place, but I can promise the President is not behind you and I am pretty sure that Joe Schmo on his way to work and Grandma Gus on her way to pick up some Metamucil don’t care to join in on this show of protest.

So, while I am more than happy to join a letter writing campaign or wear a button, you are going to have to move your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Charlie-Girl
(Who happens to be in a damn hurry.)

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