Would
you like fries with that order?
Oh
my gosh, I’m pregnant!
Oh,
no, I can’t donate blood. I don’t weigh
enough.
I
don’t know… there is just something about a man with a mustache.
Let’s
go camping!
I
love getting up early to go run.
Oh,
that… That’s my herpes medication.
Hold
on, let me get my glasses, I can’t read that.*
No
problem! I don’t mind working late, I
don’t have anything else going on!
I
don’t worry about that! I have PLENTY of
money!
*Except
when I did an internship for Illinois Department of Transportation and I was trying
to look the part of a smart intern by rocking fake glasses. When my boss asked whose lens (that had
popped out, but as it was clear, I hadn’t noticed) was on the floor… my cover
was blown.
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